Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I think i got beer on your cat.
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