tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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