I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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