booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize