He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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