the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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