Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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