i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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