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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's like fucking tetris in this bed

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.

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