Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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