Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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