and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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