is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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