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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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