She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
they're like a gay fantastic four
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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