I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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