pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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