i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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