Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
