he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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