Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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