My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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