BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We had sex on a dog bed..
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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