It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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