Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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