Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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