I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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