she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
