Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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