I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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