It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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