so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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