Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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