Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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