Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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