I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
