His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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