There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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