He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
