Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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