if you like me you must not know who I am
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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