i don't like sucking hair
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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