We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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