Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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