he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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