i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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