i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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