On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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