drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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