I hope mine doesn't look like that
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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