I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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