so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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