His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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